New Arrival Dickless Zombies

Don’t forget to wear your apoca-lipstick

In this parody of post-apocalyptic movies, people who become too indoctrinated join the horde of zombies that have collapsed societies. Why are they dickless? That is because adults have become so fearful of things that do not actually cause mental harm, that any zombie that is killed must have the sexual organs removed, because the elements will destroy the clothing, and it is unthinkable that a passerbyer should witness such mortifying body parts. Don’t worry, there is no depiction of the removal of genitalia. Watch how various characters cope with the new world order.